(Funny?) Truths about Parenting

- A child will not spill on a dirty floor. No, No, No. The floor has to be bright clean!
 

- An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

- God invented guilt so mothers could be everywhere at once.

- Having children will turn you into your parents. There is no escape!

- If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable. This is my favorite and so true!

 

- Insanity is inherited; you get it from your kids.

- You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have.

- Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.

- There are three ways to get things done:
1) do it yourself (as always)
2) hire someone to do it
3) forbid your kids to do it. They will do it on the spot!

- Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

- The best thing to spend on your children is time.

- When you step on Lego , or playmobil’s tiny tiny pieces it hurts. Furthermore the piece the child wants will always be the one you just accidentally hoovered up.

-The remote control/mobile phone is better than any baby toy you could ever buy. Yes this includes ‘toy’ mobile phones, nice try mum but baby can tell.

 -Nothing green will ever be eaten by a child under five without bribery or sedation. With the exception of green smarties.

-If you wear a necklace and pick up a child under the age of two, you will regret it

-Children are at their absolute cutest and adorable when they are asleep. You will stare at their clean, quiet, relaxed faces and realize that it is all worthwhile.

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